AFC SAGA

This letter was drafted on the 14th of May '07 when the issue was at a feverish pitch. It might seem irrrelevant now since FAM has erred in it's aggreement. But I simply couldn't resist including it in my blog.

THE FOOTBALL FRATERNITY WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO KNOW THAT THE AFC TROPHY CABINET HAS HAD ANOTHER 3 ADDITIONS TO ITS COLLECTIONS EVER SINCE THE MU SAGA BROKE OUT IN THE PRESS.

No, it's not in the form trophies or shields BUT in the form a pair of chromium-plated ball-bearings (at least that's what it look like) encased in glass.....not one BUT 3 sets of them sitting proudly among the other coveted trophies & shields. Is the suspense getting to you as to what this is all about??

Well, the 3 sets of bearings are just to signify the fact that the FAM president, deputy president and general secretary have collectively surrendered their testicles to the AFC. An unusual trophy one might think to be sitting with the other spoils of the AFC but definitely a fitting one, given the fact that none of the FAM bigwigs had the gonads to tell the half-baked Qatari businessman to go take a flying f_ _k at the moon.

The saving grace (about this whole affair) has to be the PM's insistence that the Devils should be allowed to do their thing in KL. Malaysians should certainly be proud to know that at least our beloved PM has his (you know what I mean) intact and in the right place.

Any M'sian Schumachers out there?????

The streets of KL boasts some of the most daredevil motorists & motorcyclists on this planet but sadly they seem to be inconspiciously missing when it matters most.....on the F1 track. Instead, M'sians have to put up with overated, under-achievers who seem better off strutting their stuff in hair-cream commercials.

Currently, we have one competing in A1. Having tasted F1 , he should be kicking butt and grabbing podium finnish on every round BUT instead appears to be struggling to even keep up with the novices.

If only F1 talent-scouts spent more time during weekend nights on the streets of KL and the surrounding tolled highways, then maybe we could come up with some real competition to give the Alonsos and Raikkonens a good run for their money. No doubt, we have the talent, though hidden they may be BUT totally lack managerial apptitude....END!

the eco-system needs serious balancing...

People who abuse the blog to INSULT, BELITTLE and take cheap below-the-belt pot-shots at the faiths/beliefs of others ought to be bundled-up alive and flung between the tyres of a speeding behemoth 24-wheel (more wheels the better) trailer......yes, me included!!!

Their mangled remains should then be used as fertiliser to enrich the drought-ridden farmlands of famine-ridden countries or simply fed to wildlife which are being endangered by man's self-serving greed disguised as development.

Only then, yes and only then will the eco-system be balanced!!!!

...homegrown Osamas ripe for the pluckin'.....

Sadly, there appears to have emerged a blogger who has decided to embark on a lone crusade ( hey, wait a minute. I can't use that word since it's derived from the word 'cross'. OK I shall use the word 'loonade' since this blogger considers the moon sacred. Moon...luna...loonade. Got it?....Jeez).......ok lone loonade to take 'below-the-belt' pot-shots at other people's faiths/beliefs whom he considers 'fallacy'. How boring.

I do not know how he's got so much time & energy to indulge in such negativity. Perhaps he's been paid to do this or maybe he was deprived of love, hugs & kisses when he was young, to spew so much venom at this point in his life.

I try to place a face on this writer (apart from his mugshot that frequently appears in his blog) based on his writings and the only image I keep receiving is the cursed, twisted & demented creature GOLLUM from the movie LORD OF THE RINGS.

While many might find his views revolting, I on the contrary, find it extremely educational. No, not by WHAT he says but WHY he says it. It does give one a panaromic view of the mind of a convoluted MF terrorist.

Now, all he needs to do is to find his b_lls between his legs and some gunpowder and walla! we have our own homegrown OSAMA. Keep writin' fella. We wanna hear more. As long as you keep your hands off that powder-keg, I guess it's ok for you to knock yourself out at other people's expense....Jeez!!!

1st the good news! Gwen Stefani's comin to town......

.....and now, the bad news. She's gonna be struttin' her stuff (yes, sexy gyrations & all) dressed up in a burqa (afghan dress that covers one from head to toe) and her audience are solely to be comprised only of JAIS officials and their immediate family members all decked in similar costumes.......yes, including her back-up dancers and band-members.

Ha! Jus kiddin'. But, hey! this scenario is highly possible knowing that we've got some very 'enlightened' fellows running the country.

Eye On Malaysia On The Wane. Why?

'Eye on Malaysia on the wane' moaned a local tabloid. Why???. 'Cos the name itself is misleading that's why. How can one see Malaysia when one can hardly see the whole of KL? WHAT A LOAD OF POPPY-COCK!!! Hello! Even the much bigger London Eye had the modesty to name itself LONDON EYE and not EYE ON ENGLAND.
Malaysians maybe a friendly lot BUT they are also grade-one boasters until it comes back and hits them right between the eyes.

Different Strokes For Different Folks

An overglamourised British homo (cant think of any less-polite term) was proudly featured in a tabloid part or wholly-owned (not sure) by a political party that threw an ex-DPM in jail, accusing him of so-called 'despicable' acts which this British homo swears by everyday. WHAT A LOAD OF BULL-CRAP!!!!!!!
Readers should wipe their sorry asses with this newspaper and send it back to the editors as a sign of protest. This tabloid operates without any morals or ethics.
(see 'Cover Story' , pg.26, Mon.28/May '07) clue: this tabloid bears the name of a particular race but publishes in English.

AFC President: Not very clever...

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT TELL THE KING NOT TO VISIT A VILLAGE SIMPLY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CELEBERATE SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY.

AFC President, Mohamed Hammam must definitely be speaking through his PRESIDENTIAL ANU_S when he told the revered Red Devils (in not exactly the same words) to GO TO HELL. Well, that's what you get when you put a businessman at the helm of a football association. He begins to think like a businessman and before you know it, begins to talk like one.

It may be fine if he was a celeberated American tycoon BUT unfortunately he's just an average Asian businessman and not very clever one at that. Hammam shouln't flatter himself into thinking that MU's interested in cornering the Asian market simply because there isn't any market to corner in the first place especially when minnows like Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam are co-hosting.

C'mon HAMMAM, get real & wake up. EITHER BE A GOOD BUSINESSMAN OR BE A GOOD AFC PRESIDENT. YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.